Daughter: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: Ran a blog about your father and his friends.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
i wish there were more hours in the day for me to sit around and do nothing
Meaning of LOL
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